Dear stupid This is called an arrow

Dear stupid drivers in parking lot,

The picture I have attached is called an arrow. Arrows on pavement show you which way you should be driving. Other wise known as "one ways". So if I am driving the way I am suppose to and you are not, well then we have issues now dont we? Because I will not move over because you are stupid and don't   know what an arrow is. So if you come face to face with me get ready to get run over. 

Sincerly your,

A person that knows what an arrow is

Stupid Miami Heat bandwagon ESPN media

Dear stupid

Dear stupid baskeball media. You were all on the wagon a week ago. I heard you say things like " heat in 5" " lebron is king noone can beat them" " no one can beat the Heat in there building" "spurs dont have a chance" lol then afterwards you say things like "spurs are to good" "i knew spurs would win" "spurs are the team of champions" Well hey stupid Media us common folk remember what you said so stop flip flopping like Obama and man up, you was wrong and you are stupid

PS Lebron is no MJ so shut the h?!', up about it.

Dear Stupid Mean Girls

Dear Stupid,

Dear stupid girls in line behind me. I heard your conversation about one of your friends in which you said, "like yea she has a good body but it tottaly doesnt match her face" "like yea she is totally ugly and she doesnt even know it"  then i proceed to turn around expecting some good looking girls, however woof woof. Before you calling girls ugly you might wanna fix your face first lol. 

Just trying to save you from foot in mouth disease.

Your Welcome Stupid

Dear stupid, use a blinker

Dear stupid,

Dear stupid people that dont use blinkers, if I'm across from you and  I am going straight and you are turning, yet you dont turn your blinker on to indicate you are turning. Well then when i go straight and you turn and almost hit me, dont give me the finger, I cant help it you're the stupid one. Blame your parents. 

Sincerely,

Someone smarter than you

The two window system at fast food restraunts

Dear Stupid

Dear Stupid Jack in the Box Manager.  When you use the two window system, it is more efficient if you have one person at the first window and another person at the second window.  Because when I went there on two different occasions the lady that took my money had to run to the second window to give me my food.  HAHA  how stupid!!!!

JACK IN THE BOX

Dear Stupid,

Dear stupid lady at Jack in the Box,  yes I know that it is 10:35 at night and I want a dang Smoothie.  However you inform me that its not working.  How convenient that you close at 12:00am  and its not working so close to closing time.  Next time when I pull up to the window how about you try and hide that your just cleaning.  I am not stupid I can see the girl with the cleaning rag cleaning it.  Then when I ask you if the girl is fixing it and you say, "umm aahhhh ummm yea" try to act a little more convincing stupid.

Dear Stupid Introduction.

Hello Welcome to my new blog.  "Dear Stupid" is dedicated to all the stupid things and stupid people that I see everyday.  In the coarse of a day there is so many stupid things that I see people do, and its freaking hilarious.  I've come to the conclusion throughout the years that you are born stupid and learn not to be through social contact.  Some people just don't ever learn not to be stupid, and this blog is dedicated to them.  By the way Walmart inspired most of this. Ha Ha!